Saturday, October 8, 2011

Cheekiss

Drops of rain fell on my cheeks,
They remind me of our first kiss,
wish yu were here in my place!
So that I could hold yu tightly,
kiss yu lightly!
Here, I'm sleepless.
Even the breeze
is in peace.
Now, Yu knw what I miss,
It's yu. A definite yes!
Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Top ten dialogues in my coll life


            Hi everyone! College days are the most incredible time of your life. It’s sad my beautiful days are over. Every word outspoken in college is a gem of a word. You cannot use them anywhere else except in college. I’m listing my favorite dialogues which are in no order. Mostly, these dialogues are accompanied by an offensive word ;D


All clear ah or machi evlo pochu ?? – One of the famous dialogues delivered by everyone asking their friends after the announcement of an exam result.

Vada pochae. . – A famous ‘Vadivelu’ dialogue adopted to ignore an insult or to make fun of friends who are insulted! ( It’s another version- Enna machi bun ah?? )

Avana pathi mattum pesadha!! – A filmy one. The reason is obvious.

Bluetooth on pannuda! – Needn’t say more about this. We usually forget to switch on bluetooth in our mobile when we ask our friends a transfer a new song/clip/xxx!!

Beer ah hot ah?? – My favorite. Because of the budget problems, drunkards are forced to drink beer and hence this question arises.

Ready pannitaya?? (Have you prepared?) – This one has multiple meanings. Have you prepared ‘bit’ ? Have you readied money for treat? Have you prepared presentation? And goes on.

Machi un aalu da – A prank dio used whenever a cute girl crosses by or walks on the previous floor. Also when an ugly girl crosses someone, we say “Machi un aalu da” to make him see that girl :D

Sirrrr. . . – After a few minutes of boring lecture, we usually shout at the lecturer to stop it by “Sirrrrrrr….” Or “Mammmm. . . “. Now, this is a tradition in every college ans strictly followed by students. ;D

Machi treat? – Most famous one. Everyone uses this to ask treat for funny reasons like getting arrears, when a girl looks back, for getting caught in exams for copying, for getting a new gf etc.

I’ve listed nine. I expect you to write your fav as 10th dialogue in the comments section.

Sorry for a boring post. Later :)

P.S. United have knocked off Liverpool off their perch by winning a record 19th title.

P.S.2. I’m doing the proud ‘Vetti’ job. It’s gonne continue for max three months.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Confidence machi confidence!!

This is an email sent by my friend after our diploma course in PSGTech. Actually he was lost after the coll life and none cared about it. After two long years we have got this mail from him and it was awe inspiring. I know I'm posting it late. 

HELLO AND HI FRIENDS,HOW ARE U,

                                Due to some issues i discontinued my engineering studies,with those sad moments i came to chennai and tried for job in many concerns.After some days i got into SERCO as a   QUALITY AUDITOR AND ANALYST for HSBC bank database with the basics of SQL.Now based on my 6 months of perfomance , they have been announced me as senior QUALITY ANALYST.So am happy to share with  u all this wonderful moment.FROM this monday onwards am going to take over that challenging position.

                                I got the news that from us many of them got placed in top companies ,am very happy and congradulations once again to everyone who got placed eventhough i have personally congradulated u all.And those who still not placed  no worries TRY TRY TILL U SUCCEED,sure there is something waiting for u great.EVEN i got a good job in MNC company  bcoz i never lose my confidence as same there will be something great waiting for u all .SO all the best and be CONFIDENT CONFIDENT CONFIDENT CONFIDENT CONFIDENT .
                                   CONFIDENCE MACHI CONFIDENCE MACHI

                      We are mising our past days ,so its time to rejoice and rejoin at YAM.I INVITE U ALL....Those who not able to come on saturday ,atleast please come on sunday
and enjoy those wonderful moments and share your moments with our beloved ones.
                                     
                                                                                 REGARDS
                                                                          VIKY 

                                                            (One of the HUZOORZ
Sunday, January 2, 2011

Cracked!!

22/10/2010
It was a roller coaster experience!! Infosys technologies visited my campus for the first time and it turned out to be a cracker of a day. The day kicked off with Infy’s Pre-placement talk. That was a quite inspiring talk. We had three colleges attending the campus drive with us. So, it was officially a holiday!

After the PPT we were made to sit in classrooms and attend their first round, which was a tough one to crack! It was like an end sem exam. It was a piece of pie for me, and for most of my friends. The test got over at 12pm. But we had to wait till 3.15pm to know the results of first round. I was through to the next round. Unfortunately most of my friends didn’t make it, which was disappointing. Then I gotta change my attire to get a professional look. I have never worn such a formal dress. I had to wait till late evening to attend my interview. My interview was held at my college library. You should note how well I acted to impress the HR person. My interviewer was a 50 yr old respectable person. Here’s how the interview went. Note pannungapa note panungapa!!

            “Hello Subash, Good evening man!!”

                        “Hello sir, good evening!”

            “Come on, sit down!”

                        “Thank you sir.”

            “So your name is Subash Chandra Bose?? What do you know about Subash Chandra Bose?”

                        “Sir, He was a great leader for many. He fought for our freedom from the British rule. He started INA. Blah Blah. . . . .”

            “After that??”

                        “After that. . . .”

            “After that, what else he did?”

                        “Sir, I’m not sure about it. I’ve read it in my history classes. But I don’t know now.”

            “You should know it man. The first thing what you’re goin to do tonight is, just get to know everything about him. Right?”

                        “Yes sure sir!”

            “ Then your academic performance in this college is not good compared to your 10th std. Oh you did diploma as well? What happened Subash?”

                        “ Sir, the system during my diploma course is simple. Just four theories and two practicals for every sem. But here we’re having 6 subjects along with three laboratories! One subject is mathematics which was quite difficult for me coz I didn’t had Maths in my diploma period. Apart from Maths I did other papers well.”

            “ Not bad. 7.8.”

                        “Hmm yes sir. JJJ”

            “Wokay! What do your parents do??”

                        “Blah blah blah. . “

            “ Do you have any brother/sister?”

                        “Yes sir. I have a brother who’s doing final year DEEE . . . . .”

            “ Younger brother??”

                        “Of course, sir”

            “ You’ve mentioned something about football. Do you play?”

                        “Yes sir, I used to play football during my school days.”

            “ In what position??”


                        “Striker. . Forward. .sir. . ”

            “ Good!!”


                        “JJJJ”


            “Why you didn’t play for your college?

                        “Since, I’m a dayscholar and my home is 25kms away from here. . . . .”

            “Oh I expected.”

                        “Hmmm .. .”

            “Wokay Subash, that’s it from me. Do you have anything to tell me??”

                        “!!!!”

“ I think you don’t have anything to tell me. Alright! Best of luck son!”

            “Thank you sir!!”



That’s a nice way of ending an interview. I had to wait till 8pm to know the results. I’m one of the 37 students who were placed in Infy. Then, you should have guessed what happened next. Congratulations all around!!! JJJ

P.S: Happy 2011 to all!!!!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Love or frndship?

Disclaimer: Dis s an imaginative post. Dnt mind d rest of dis post content.

On askin dis question, many might answer as "Both! Why do yu want me lose my love or friend by choosin any one". The thing is, no love without friendship and friendship is a deep love.
Wt would yu answer for dis question??
" Suppose, yu, ur frnd n ur love are travellin in a boat in d middle of a deep river. Suddenly d boat's got a hole and it's gonna sink. Among d three, yu only knw swimming. Yu gotta save any1. Who would yu choose, love or frnd?"
Tough to answer, right! Even I was bewildered wen I got dis question. And I had to answer it as love.
Ur love s supposed to be d 1 who makes yu happy and ur frnds r supposed to make yu d happier, and if yu get em both, yu'l be d happiest!

I was askd such questions by my close frnds. " Is ur luv imp for yu dan me?? Go ahead!". Aaargh! I'm not sure wt to ans. I thought defendin my luv would be d better option! In fact, it's d right thing acc to all those who r in luv.

2 b contd:)
Monday, August 23, 2010

D effect!

Wen yu say,
those three special words,
My worries wil fade away,
lyk free flying birds!

Dnt move away frm my soul,
In my heart, it'd make a hole!!

Yu could end my pursuit for a bliss,
With ur sweet kiss:-P
- ScB
Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Endhiran trax review

Endhiran trax - my review:
1. Arima arima - A fast beat song. Might be d opening track. Use of trumphets and drums  s gud.
2. Boom Boom Robo da- Avg rap. Reminds Rahman's old tunes.
3. Chitti dance show case - Superb theme music mixed up wit Western beats n Carnatic music.
4. Kadhal Anukkal- My fav. A duet song. Nice vocals.
5. Pudhiya manitha-Experimental. Rahman's daughter Khatija has done a gud job alongside SPB. Describes abt d relationship btwn a man n a robot.
6. Irumbilae orr idhayam- Ossum! Techno lyrics. The combo of Lady Kash N Krissy and Rahman produces magic.
7. Kilimanjaro- Kinda song yu'd fall in luv wit at first listening. Javed Ali at his best.
Overall, Endhiran s a complete album by our Mozart. It's beyond ratings. Chartbusters all d way.

Kadhal Anukkal
Udambil Etthanai?
Neutron Electron - Un
Neelakannil Motthm Etthanai?
Unnai Ninaitthal
Thissukkal Thorum Asai Sinthanai
Haiyoo

Sanaa ! Sanaa !
Ore Vina
Azhagin Motthm Neeya ?
Nee
Newton Newtonin Vithiya?
Unthan
Nesam Nesam Ethirvinaiyaa?
Nee
Ayiram Vinmeen Thiratiya Punnagaiyaa
Azhagin Motthm Neeya?

Nee
Muttrum Ariviyal Pitthan
Anal
Muttham Ketpathil Jithan

Unnal
Them Thom Thom Manathil Sattam
Then Then Then Ithazhil Yuttham
Roja Poovil Rattham

Hokku Baby Ho Baby
Senthenil Osshappi
Hokku Baby Ho Baby
Megathil Bootha Kulabi

Pattamboochi Pattamboochi
Kalkalai Konduthan Rushiyariyum
Kadhal Kollum Manithapoochi
Kankalai Konduthan Rushiyariyum

Odukira Thanniyil Thanniyil
Oxyzen Mika Athigam !
Paadukira Manasukkul Manasukkul
Asaikal Mika Athigam!

Asaiye Vaa
Ayiram Kadhalai Inthe
Nodiyil Seyvom
Penney Vaa Vaa

Kadhalkaraa!
Nesam Valarkka Oru
Neram Othukku Enthan
Nenjam Viingi Vittathe !

Kadhalkari!
Unthan Idaiyai Pola
Enthan Pizhaippil Kuda
Kadhalin Neramum Ilaithu Vittathe!

Kadhal Anukkal
Udambil Etthanai?
Neutron Electron - Un
Kandha Kannil Motthm Etthanai?
Boom Boom Robo-Da Robo-Da Robo-Da
Zoom Zoom Robo-Da Robo-Da Robo-Da

Issac Asimovin Vaelaiyo Robo
Issac Newtonin Leelaiyo Robo

Albert Einstein Mulaiyo Robo

He Robo.. Yo Robo..
He Inba Nanba Come-On Lets Go

Robo Nee Aqrinaiyo
Sitti Nee Uyarthinaiyo

Minsaram Udalil Irattham
Navina Ulagatthil Ariviyal Adhisaiyam

Vaayundu Aanal Vayirillai
Paecchundu Mucchillai
Naadi Undu Irudhayam Illai
Pavardhan Undu Thimirae Illai

Sikki Mukki Akkini Vazhi Vazhiyae
Oruvanin Kaadhalil Pirandhavano

Yae...Yaqkinilae
Pootthavano ...
Yangalin Kaadhlai Saertthavano

Thirumana Thirunaal Thaerium Munnae
Nee
Yangal Pillaiyo

Sitti Sitti Robo - Yae
Sutti Sutti Robo
Patti Thotti ellam - Nee
Pattu Kuttiyo

Kutti Kutti Pattanil Vaai Mudum
Kaadhali Idhupol
Kidaiyadho?

Yae Solvadhaellam
Kaettuvidum
Kaadhalan Idhupol
Amaiyatho?

Thavamindri Varangal
Tharuvadhanal
Minsara
Kannano?

Aatto Aattokaaraa - Yae
Aattomaettik Kaaraa
Kudam Kudam Paaru - Un
Autograph-Kka
Pudhiya Manithaa Boomikku Vaa!

Egkkai Vaarththu Silicon Serthu
Vayaruti Uyiruti Harddiskil Ninaivuti
Alaiyatha Udalodu Vadiyatha Uyirodu
Aaram Arivai Araithu Uuri Aezhaam Arivai
Eluppoom Muyarchi

Mattram Kondu Vaa Manithanai Menmai Sei
Unathu Aatralal Ulagai Mattru
Ella Uyirikum Nanmaiyaiiru
Endha Nilayilum Unmaiyaiiru

Endhiraa .. Endhiraa.
En Endhiraa

Naan Kandathu Aararivu
Nee Kondathu Perarivu
Naan Katrathu Aarumozhi
Nee Petrathu Noorumozhi
Eeral Kanaiyam Thunpamillai
Idayak Kolaarethumillai
Thantra Manithan Valvathillai
Endhiram Vilvathillai

Karuvil Pirantha Ellam Marikum
Arivil Piranthathu Marippathe Illai

Itho
En Endhiran
Ivan Amaran

Naan Innoru Naanmugane
Nee Enbavan En - Magane
Aan Petravan Aan Magane
Aam Un Peyar Endhirane
Naan Enbathu Arivu Mozhi
Yen Enbathu Enathu Vazhi
Vaan Ponrathu Enathu Vaeli
Naan Naalaiya Gnana Oli

Nee Kondathu Udal Vadivam
Naan Kondathu
Porul Vadivam
Nee Kandathu Oru Piravi
Naan Kanbathu Pala Piravi

Robo Robo Panmozhikal Katraalum
En Thanthai Mozhi
Tamil Allava!

Robo Robo
Pala Kandam Venralum
En Karthavukku
Adimai Allava!
இரும்பிலே ஓர் இருதயம் முளைக்குதோ

முதல்முறை காதல் அழைக்குதோ


பூஜ்ஜியம் ஒன்றோடு

பூவாசம் இன்றோடு

மின்மீன்கள் விண்னோடு

மின்னல்கள் கண்னோடு


கூகுல்கள் காணாத

தேடல்கள் என்னோடு

காலங்கள் காணா காதல்

பெண் பூவே உன்னோடு


iRobo உன் காதில்

ஐ லவ் யூ சொல்லட்டா?


I am a super girl

உன் காதல் rapper girl


என்னுள்ளே எண்ணெல்லாம்

நீதானே நீதானே


உன் நீலக் கண்ணோரம்

மின்சாரம் பறிப்பேன்

என் நீலப் பல்லாலே

உன்னோடு சிரிப்பேன்


என் engine நெஞ்சோடு

உன் நெஞ்சை அணைப்பேன்

நீ தூங்கும் நேரத்தில்

நான் என்னை அணைப்பேன்


என்னாளும் எப்போதும்

உன் கையில் பொம்மையாவேன்


---


ெமரியில் குமரியை

தனிச் சிறை பிடித்தேன்

shutdown-ஏ செய்யாமல்

இரவினில் துடித்தேன்


sensor எல்லாம் தேயத்தேய

நாளும் உன்னை படித்தேன்

உன்னாலே தானே என் விதிகளை மறந்தேன்


எச்சில் இல்லா எந்தன் முத்தம்

சர்ச்சை இன்றிக் கொள்வாயா?

ரத்தம் இல்லாக் காதல் என்று

ஒத்திப் போகச் சொல்வாயா?


உயிரியல் மொழிகளில்

எந்திரன் தானடி

உளவியல் மொழிகளில்

இந்திரன் நானடி


சாதல் இல்லா சாபம் வாங்கி

மண்மேலே வந்தேனே

தேய்மானமே இல்லா

காதல் கொண்டு வந்தேனே

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Wow! Watta news it'd be if the title of this post turns true. Every Indian football fan is hoping for such a miracle. And football experts predict if India goes at this rate, it'd probably take a century for us to get into the World Cup finals. I guess that won't happen till I'm alive!

A month of football festival is finally over and Spain are crowned Champions.This World Cup is quite different from the previous editions as the Spanish have won the title with less count of goals, winning most of their matches with a 1-0 scoreline.We had some unexpected winners of the Golden stuff, the Golden boot was awarded to Thomas Mueller and the Golden Ball to Diego Forlan! Worthy indeed.

Well, this edition has a lotta lows. Here's a list from my perspective.

- Empty seats. This would be surely the first time a FIFA event failed to pull up mass.

- Upsets. France, Italy et al bowed out very early.

- England national team suck at Int'l events!

- Refereeing. Horrible!

Talking about the best, I can say. . 

- Camera work. Pure ultramotion replays. Stunning!

- Vuvuzelas! Man, they were noisy!! Pe pe pe pe. . 

- Football was delivered beautifully. Credits to Germany, Spain, Netherlands, Argentina


- The hosts. They've shown the world how it should be done!


Coming back to the post's title, we Indians really suck at soccer. This WC would have surely ignited some football in the kids' minds. Google says Indians rank 3rd in googling about football stuff. 
Idhellam sari dhan. . Vera onnum pudungiraadinga!!

Signing off frustratingly.
Sunday, July 11, 2010

How to make your girl happy??

Making a girl happy and maintain her happiness is one of the most complicated things to do ever. Every husband or a guy with girlfriend is findin it hard to make 'the girl of their dreams' to be happy forever. Well, I can say it's quite easy to do it, if you want her throughout your life. Here's how:

- Make her laugh with your science of stupidity. After all her smile is the most beautiful thing in the world.


- Look at her eyes and say that she's gorgeously beautiful! 


- Hold her hand(even when your pals are around) and do a long walking:)




- Get her chocolates, chocolates and chocolates!! And more chocolates! Icecreams would also do:)


- Play with her hair and hands :p


- Don't let her to be upset. If she's upset, hug her and pour your luv.


- Present her handwritten notes.


- Kiss her and sing songs:)

Well, this is it from me. Here are some expert advice from my friends.

Let ur gal have her space to do wat she wishes. Dont be possessive. Never use bad words in front of dem or to dem while talkin. Love her so much tat she should get d feel tat nothin else is important to us than her.
- Vijay

We gotta spend as much time possible we can! Should hold her hands and stay close to her! 
 - Ajay

Love her a lot. Pour your love into her heart than anybody else can do. Be always cared about her. Don't expect much from her. Give some gifts at regular interval. E the first to wish her on all the occasions. Message her with sweet adjectives like sweety, chellam, dear. Give surprises. Face everything boldly when you are with her. Be romantic but not naughty all the time. Listen to all her story. Get good name from most of her contacts. Look handsome. Tell her that she is so beautiful. Support her in all situations. Talk to her frankly but don't disclose the all that she hate.

-Mak

Aarrgh this is quite long, but worth enough!
1.make sure yu got the words and wits to make her laugh!
2.tell her secrets,to let them know tat yu trust them.
3.always lend a ear,wen they wanna talk(its hard wen its on the phone,even harder wen she's sitting right before yu,and she's pretty)
4.dont smother her wit luv and care,tat stuff freaks them out wen yu do over do it!
5.giv them their own space,eventhough we dont get ours(who gives a shit abt us)!
6.girls lik it wen ur frank,it tells yu got nothing to hide,and got a transparent heart and shit..:)
7.girls lik it wen yu make jokes at ur own expense,it let's them know ur trying to make her laugh,ur letting her know tat yu care!(strike one)
8.dont talk shit abt her friends,agenda etc!
9.wen she wants yu to sing,do sing lik yu own the american idol!
10.finally if yu luv her,do make sure ur in her head all the time!but dont overdo it!let her trust yu,wen she tells secrets,yu shut up and listen.and never let it out no matter what!P.s- do luv her incredibly,if yu win yu've a reason to celebrate,if yu dont,yu got something to think about other than sex:)!!
-Shreesh


Signing off:)

P.S: 7uck! England out of WC! Watta WC s dis :o

P.S.2:  Hello B:)
Friday, July 2, 2010

:p



Good words are in short
But they couldn't tell yu what's in my heart!
A million things, I've did,
I've left many unsaid!
Day aftr day,
I would say,
I'm darn lucky to be loving yu,
And d reciprocal would be definitely true!
My luv's so young
Yu made me feel lyk a king!
The upcoming years wil show,
A luv dat I'd never keep it low:)
- ScB
Monday, June 21, 2010

Cheating mom?

Raj lives wid Room Mate Riya...
His Mom visits him...
At dinner,seeing da Chemistry she doubts ders sumthin between dem.She asks,but raj refuses.Mom leaves...
Riya complained dat her Favorite Silver Jar is missin since mom left.
Raj mailed mom:
am Not saying u DID steal d jar,also am Not sayin u DID NOT...But its missin since u joined us 4 dinner!
Mom replied:
am Not sayin u DO sleep wid Riya...also am Not sayin u DO NOT...But had she slept on her own bed,she wud've found the silvr jar under her pillow....
;-)

Cheating Mom?
Impossible!
Monday, May 31, 2010

Say No to ManU!

Sunday, May 30, 2010

The weeks that weren't!


The fact that I haven't been blogging for a while, is predictable that I was caught up in a heck of a schedule for the last two weeks. It was something like....

#1 My end sem xamz tortured me to d core and somehow I've managed to clear 'em all.

#2 P fell in luv with me! So lost my time in romancing. Yep, you heard it right!! (I've promised to blog about my love right? Watch out for my next post.)

#3 Most of my study hols went pass by searching my books and notes. Damn, I still couldn't find my Computer Networks book yet!!

#4 Yeah you guessed it right! Sleeping. My fav past time job still.

The End.

It was something like Aaniyavae pudunga venam times. So cool!

Cheers! C yeah!

P.S: United lost its Premier League title to Chelsea:( Now that's the thing I should worry for! Let's roar to the true blues

that we'll get it back next season!
get your a** off!

P.S 2:
I'm a final year stud officially frm now. Bye Bye third year!
Saturday, May 29, 2010

To Yu!

I never saw so sweet a face

Oh baby, my heart lost its pace!


Wen yu cross my sight,

my eyes move frm left to right!


None can beat ur style,

Wen yu smile

For a while!


Yu've been breakin my door,

Wen yu walk on d floor.


Am trapped under ur holy feet

that's so sweet!


How're yu breakin my heart again n again?

It's jus impossible to stick the pieces into a chain!


Oh girl. .I give yu ten out of ten!!

Yu're mine and dat's written:)


I can say, one thing is sure,

I'm not at wher I should be and I can return no more!


So tell me, doesn't ur mom needs a Son-in-law?

I can do it without any flaw.


- ScB

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

She's in luv with meeeee:)

Waiting 2 tell ya abt my gal..
But not now!
Monday, April 26, 2010

LOVE IS A SACRIFICE

Yu're my day n night,
Yu make my days look bright!

Yu're my heart n soul,
Inside my heart I see a big hole,
Which can't be filled up in a whole,
Until yu say Yes to be a guy for a fool!

I feel I'm d happiest man alive now,
I can't be complete without yu n am wondering how!

Lovin yu could take up my whole life,
But wen I see yu smile, it's worth that sacrifice.
- ScB